Breaking News
Well, its been a little crazy around here lately, and you may have noticed that I haven’t posted lately. Well, to fill you in, I bought a house, and then got fired about two weeks later. I have many feelings about these huge changes in my life. But, that isn’t what I really want to talk about. I want to talk about the fact that I can’t talk about it. Blogs aren’t really anonymous. Blogs aren’t a virtual therapist. I think I need to set up an anonymous blog, but then the question looms…how the fuck do I get anyone to read it. I have things to say, things that will change your life, but you can’t know it is from me. Face it, the unknown comic was a lot funnier before he took off his grocery bag. Once you know who is clicking the keys, everything is tainted by your personal experience with me, or the awesome stories you have heard about me. I can’t escape my awesomeness, or your admiration. Maybe I need to say things that will lower your opinion of me. What if I said “I don’t like Mad Men. It just isn’t that good.” Without the anonymity (sp?) the blog is just a place to post funny pictures. Yes, I want to make you laugh, but not just with pictures of monkeys and/or kittens. I want to make you laugh, cry, yearn and struggle. I want to awaken you to what you have been not thinking about.
I also want to start writing a screenplay or sit-com treatment that features real nuggets of love and wisdom from my old boss…like the time she suggested that my wife be induced so that my boss could arrange my work schedule.
